Banner contest

For obvious reasons. Please help me. The winner should use the image I found using the google search (rock hole), and not suck.
Well.. at least not as much as my 5 minute effort.
Did I mention I suck?

I like mine better than all of these.

Damn, they're all so good...how to choose..

A banner or image? I can do banners and animated banners.... How about a fire effect banner like my place?

I still haven't seen your site. Both addresses I tried gave Avast heart attacks.

What's your current address and I'll try again.

Your Mom wrote:I still haven't seen your site. Both addresses I tried gave Avast heart attacks.

What's your current address and I'll try again.

It's was a false alarm for avast.  This one, IDK - dilma.is-great.net   It just said new users can not post external links, so just take out the
spaces http : // dilma.is-great.net   it's also on my postbit where my avatar and username is the little globe icon...

Zero Point wrote:I like mine better than all of these.

Of course you like yours better; you're an anal pervert from the stone age

Your Mom wrote:

Zero Point wrote:I like mine better than all of these.

Of course you like yours better; you're an anal pervert from the stone age

Whoa! Nailed it.

Ah, fuck you guys.
All the other admins get fawning fuckin wholehearted attempts to make cool shit, and I get this crap.
*kicks pebble in annoyance*

Sorry Dilma, yours is pretty cool actually, but I still think mine is funnier.

Zero Point wrote:Sorry Dilma, yours is pretty cool actually, but I still think mine is funnier.

Yours looks painful. I like it.

aussie wrote:

Zero Point wrote:Sorry Dilma, yours is pretty cool actually, but I still think mine is funnier.

Yours looks painful. I like it.

I'm particularly proud of hyphenating the word "bottom".
I don't think that's done enough in graphic design.

Awwwwwwwwwwww shit! I laughed to hard and lost my awesome post!

Hahahha. :lol!

You are very artistic. The hyphenate was genius.

Sucking at things is a lost art, which I'm reviving one post at a time.

I miss the big rock that looked like an asshole...with the hyphen.

Yeah, I thought it was funnier.
Mom whinged like a typical pom, so I felt self conscious about it.

Bring back the rock please.

LOL, you guys really want my shit one back? I might do a better version.

Can only speak for me but - I liked it.

OK, I was going for forum drab, but I'll get the funny one back in a more manageable size. Sometime.