Tell me it's not true

Richie Benaud dead?

No! I refuse to accept it. I remember during one series (don't be asking me details, I'm not that anal) whereby he was sick and refused to give up the mic. This is dedication, even if he sounded like a clown and had to be physically removed from the studio against his will. Richie, you will be missed. I missed your playing days as I was either not born or more interested in what I could produce from my own anus, but you were cricket for me for too many years to count!

To you Americunts who have no idea what I'm talking about, just think of your favourite sports commentator who was always there from the day you learnt to curl your fingers around a squidgy package and hurl it at your parents until today. This is the cunt who has died for us in world cricket (aka global sodomy with rules).

Cricket won't be the same without him. RIP.