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Post by Baldrick on Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:09 pm

Guess the letters that don't work on my keyboard... I get by... I actually got a word document stashed that I use for copy paste purposes so I appear less of a retard than usual...

I got through that sentence and this one without needing to use the offending non functional keys... damn I'm good.
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Re: I dont hae a horse race

Post by Zero Point on Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:13 pm

This is the "updated" computer we're talking about?
Sheesh.
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Post by Baldrick on Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:19 pm

Zero Point wrote:This is the "updated" computer we're talking about?
Sheesh.

Yep it is indeed... although entirely my fault... apparently beer and electronics dont mix...after the beer incident I tipped the lappy on its side...drank what dripped out and left it in the sun for an hour to dry out...I prob should do the same...
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Post by Zero Point on Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:20 pm

Fuck that. Your beer guts would get all sunburned.
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Re: I dont hae a horse race

Post by Baldrick on Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:22 pm

I lost some weight mate... I can now see my todger when upright...
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Post by Your Mom on Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:24 pm

You've got (or should have) an on screen keyboard hidden in your computer somewhere. Just do a search. I know because my 2,3, g and space keys don't work.
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Post by Zero Point on Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:25 pm

Yeah, me too. Been back on the tools for a year or so.
I don't have a case anymore, only a couple of six packs.
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Post by Zero Point on Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:25 pm

Your Mom wrote:You've got (or should have) an on screen keyboard hidden in your computer somewhere. Just do a search. I know because my 2,3, g and space keys don't work.

Fuck me. I'm posting with hobos.
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Post by Your Mom on Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:27 pm

Zero Point wrote:
Your Mom wrote:You've got (or should have) an on screen keyboard hidden in your computer somewhere. Just do a search. I know because my 2,3, g and space keys don't work.

Fuck me. I'm posting with hobos.

It's called fuckin' laziness
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Post by Zero Point on Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:29 pm

Your Mom wrote:
Zero Point wrote:
Your Mom wrote:You've got (or should have) an on screen keyboard hidden in your computer somewhere. Just do a search. I know because my 2,3, g and space keys don't work.

Fuck me. I'm posting with hobos.

It's called fuckin' laziness

Protip:
A USB keyboard can be purchased from most chain stores. And can fix shitty broken laptops owned by poor people.
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Post by Baldrick on Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:32 pm

Your Mom wrote:
Zero Point wrote:
Your Mom wrote:You've got (or should have) an on screen keyboard hidden in your computer somewhere. Just do a search. I know because my 2,3, g and space keys don't work.

Fuck me. I'm posting with hobos.

It's called fuckin' laziness

Thanks for the tip... how does one find this mystical on screen keyboard? Scratch that...found it this is fucking amazing technology...my missing letters are as follows...

v and 1

You my friend are very handy to have in ones corner, and I give you on a scale of 1 to 10 a 12 star rating...

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Post by Zero Point on Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:40 pm

Baldrick wrote:
Your Mom wrote:
Zero Point wrote:
Your Mom wrote:You've got (or should have) an on screen keyboard hidden in your computer somewhere. Just do a search. I know because my 2,3, g and space keys don't work.

Fuck me. I'm posting with hobos.

It's called fuckin' laziness

Thanks for the tip... how does one find this mystical on screen keyboard? Scratch that...found it this is fucking amazing technology...my missing letters are as follows...

v and 1

You my friend are very handy to have in ones corner, and I give you on a scale of 1 to 10 a 12 star rating...


Ah, for fucks sake. I'll GIVE you a USB keyboard. They're like 15 bucks or something from office works.
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Re: I dont hae a horse race

Post by Baldrick on Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:41 pm

Zero Point wrote:
Baldrick wrote:
Your Mom wrote:
Zero Point wrote:
Your Mom wrote:You've got (or should have) an on screen keyboard hidden in your computer somewhere. Just do a search. I know because my 2,3, g and space keys don't work.

Fuck me. I'm posting with hobos.

It's called fuckin' laziness

Thanks for the tip... how does one find this mystical on screen keyboard? Scratch that...found it this is fucking amazing technology...my missing letters are as follows...

v and 1

You my friend are very handy to have in ones corner, and I give you on a scale of 1 to 10 a 12 star rating...


Ah, for fucks sake. I'll GIVE you a USB keyboard. They're like 15 bucks or something from office works.

Fuck that I got a free on screen one...the missus will be pleased...I'll tell her I had to pay to download the program...
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Post by Zero Point on Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:42 pm

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Re: I dont hae a horse race

Post by Your Mom on Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:42 pm

Baldrick wrote:
Your Mom wrote:
Zero Point wrote:
Your Mom wrote:You've got (or should have) an on screen keyboard hidden in your computer somewhere. Just do a search. I know because my 2,3, g and space keys don't work.

Fuck me. I'm posting with hobos.

It's called fuckin' laziness

Thanks for the tip... how does one find this mystical on screen keyboard? Scratch that...found it this is fucking amazing technology...my missing letters are as follows...

v and 1

You my friend are very handy to have in ones corner, and I give you on a scale of 1 to 10 a 12 star rating...


Thank you and you are most welcome.
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Post by Zero Point on Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:45 pm

Your Mom wrote:
Baldrick wrote:
Your Mom wrote:
Zero Point wrote:
Your Mom wrote:You've got (or should have) an on screen keyboard hidden in your computer somewhere. Just do a search. I know because my 2,3, g and space keys don't work.

Fuck me. I'm posting with hobos.

It's called fuckin' laziness

Thanks for the tip... how does one find this mystical on screen keyboard? Scratch that...found it this is fucking amazing technology...my missing letters are as follows...

v and 1

You my friend are very handy to have in ones corner, and I give you on a scale of 1 to 10 a 12 star rating...


Thank you and you are most welcome.

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Re: I dont hae a horse race

Post by Baldrick on Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:46 pm

Your Mom wrote:
Baldrick wrote:
Your Mom wrote:
Zero Point wrote:
Your Mom wrote:You've got (or should have) an on screen keyboard hidden in your computer somewhere. Just do a search. I know because my 2,3, g and space keys don't work.

Fuck me. I'm posting with hobos.

It's called fuckin' laziness

Thanks for the tip... how does one find this mystical on screen keyboard? Scratch that...found it this is fucking amazing technology...my missing letters are as follows...

v and 1

You my friend are very handy to have in ones corner, and I give you on a scale of 1 to 10 a 12 star rating...


Thank you and you are most welcome.

And the fucker stays up between tabs, and operates discreetly...its like a having a secretary that is happy to meticulously polish the boardroom table and not tell a soul...
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Post by Zero Point on Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:48 pm

Never mind covering screen space. Thumb typing monkeys don't miss that I guess.
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Re: I dont hae a horse race

Post by Baldrick on Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:51 pm

Zero Point wrote:Never mind covering screen space. Thumb typing monkeys don't miss that I guess.

Its a solution... And got voice command....
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Post by Zero Point on Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:54 pm

Holy fuck. You got ALL the "old geezer" shit running now.
Try working out how to not get it to pop up on startup.
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Post by Zero Point on Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:55 pm

When's your birthday? I'll buy you a raspberry pi 2+ which will probably have your laptop covered.
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Post by Baldrick on Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:56 pm

Zero Point wrote:Holy fuck. You got ALL the "old geezer" shit running now.
Try working out how to not get it to pop up on startup.

With my computers disabilities...it aint such a bad thing...
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Post by Zero Point on Thu Mar 12, 2015 8:02 pm

Have you got the magnifying glass thingo running?
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Post by Baldrick on Thu Mar 12, 2015 8:06 pm

Zero Point wrote:Have you got the magnifying glass thingo running?

Nah...I'm good, but with the eyesight capabilities of the minister for finance and war...it might be an option...I'll tell her I paid for that one too...
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Post by Zero Point on Thu Mar 12, 2015 8:08 pm

Baldrick wrote:
Zero Point wrote:Have you got the magnifying glass thingo running?

Nah...I'm good, but with the eyesight capabilities of the minister for finance and war...it might be an option...I'll tell her I paid for that one too...

Should be good for at least a box.....
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