The board name ...

sounds like something my housemate would enjoy having done to him.
He's just discovered a faggy site where he can hook up with horny homo gringos and is currently leasing each and every orifice to the highest bidder.

Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against prostitution per sé, but in his case, I have to disengage my imagination function.

I have a gay friend in another state that goes to this board that tells each poster how many feet they are from the poster they're talking to. Weird enough right there, but he's talking to this guy and it says he's 30 feet from him. Turns out the guy lives next door.

Macdougal wrote:I have a gay friend in another state that goes to this board that tells each poster how many feet they are from the poster they're talking to. Weird enough right there, but he's talking to this guy and it says he's 30 feet from him. Turns out the guy lives next door.

You are 2 million feet away from this poster

Guess it sucks being a homo unless you know your next door neighbour sucks too, then it's a party in every room.

Screw you mom. The name was the best my mind, 10 beers, and 30 seconds of thinking could come up with.

Zero Point wrote:Screw you mom. The name was the best my mind, 10 beers, and 30 seconds of thinking could come up with.

It's ok if you want your botty rocked too, but my botty wishes to remain pristine, thank you very much. I want people to be pre-warned before I gas them.

Speaking of which, have you had a falling out with Baldrick?

No, I just lost track of the guy when I had to work interstate last year.
I keep meaning to track the fat idiot down, but ION makes it hard to get back into your account, and I'm lazy, and the dog ate my homework.

Zero Point wrote:No, I just lost track of the guy when I had to work interstate last year.
I keep meaning to track the fat idiot down, but ION makes it hard to get back into your account, and I'm lazy, and the dog ate my homework.

Although I don't visit, I still have access privileges; you want me to drop him a PM with this URl?

Yes please!

Zero Point wrote:Yes please!

Consider it done.

I actually WILL get of me arse and reregister there one day, I just don't really have time for more than one forum, and this one is just about dead enough for me to afford.